December 16, 2009   4 notes

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andrewrubi:

10 Things You Want For Christmas:

1. World Peace
2. World War 3
3. Gift Cards
4. Hector and stephanie to stop being mexican
5. Nga’s stash methamphetamines 
6. orange chicken and fried rice from rice king
7. Get straight A’s without effort
8. Zach’s uterus
9. Elimination of ignorance from the world.
10. That someone.

9 Musicians/Bands You Love:

1. zach

2. zach

3. zach

4. zach.

5. britney spears

6. zach

7. zach

8. zach

9. Pregnant womans stomach

8 Things You Do Everyday:
1. Zachary Length (zach’s porn star name)
2. Narcissism 
3. eat walrus skin from my native town in alaska
4. Campaign against the use of computers
5. poop
6. eat cheeseburgers
7. trip over a crack
8. sniff 6 pounds of coke

7 Things I Enjoy:
1. MEAN GIRLS
2. hector molesting me
3. african tribal music.
4. quoting mean girls
5. julie daos middle name
6. 3rd period
7. zach

6 Things That Will ALWAYS Win Your Heart:
1. People with 3 fingers
2. Depressed individuals
3. Megan
4. zach
5. People who will treat me like dirt
6. Excessive Drug use

5 Favorites:
-Movie: TOO MANY
-Song: something really meaningful like hotel room service by pitbull
-Book:Oprah Magazine
-Food: Im actually anorexic as you can tell by my stature 
-Season: winter, i like to freeze my nips off.

4 Smells You Enjoy:
1.farts in 6th period
2. coke (the snorting kind)
3. definitely not hector
4. zach

3 Places You Want To Go:
1. Africa
2. zach’s closet
3. Mexico, to see what all the fuss is about (stephanie and hector)

2 Holidays You Love:
1. Christmas
2. Martin Luther King Awareness Day

1 Person You Would Marry On The Spot:
1. no one

I’m only on this list once so the least you could do is to spell out my full middle name, it’s Quynh Nhuuuu.

December 16, 2009   12 notes
Aaron Samuels = ZachPerfect.

Aaron Samuels = Zach
Perfect.

December 16, 2009   10 notes
Shayne + couple of years = Vangrove

Shayne + couple of years = Vangrove

December 16, 2009   2 notes

Wizard Rockin

estephanieee:

zachwardcullen:

Today Steph and I went on an epic quest for a Murder Mystery boardgame. Fail.
We then went to look for crazy Christmas Sweaters. Fail.
We found the most intense multicolored elephant shorts for only 2.50. Success.
We then spent the ride back jammin’ to Wizard Rock and Boys in the Hood. Success.
Steph then saw my glorious, beautiful, homemade, wonderful White Elephant gift. And she liked it. Success.
All in all, wonderful day. Looks like you missed out Julie, that’s what you get for flaking haha

 Zach, you captured my sentiments exactly. Overall, I feel satisfied with our adventure. But, Julie was probably off being the #1 fan of everyone’s Fbook pages, that’s why she didn’t come. SLORE.

The only thing I truly regret is hearing about that awesome prom dress that you found for me. Horses galloping across the front of the dress AND a matching vest for my date? Oh man, we’d be the best looking couple at prom. Next time, I vow not to bail.

December 16, 2009   1 note
December 16, 2009. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.

December 16, 2009. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.

December 16, 2009   8 notes

Black People Are Genetically Superior

December 15, 2009   3 notes
I’m not wrong. I do not follow Hector.

I’m not wrong. I do not follow Hector.

December 15, 2009   3 notes
Are you guys honored that most of you made it onto this list?

Are you guys honored that most of you made it onto this list?